Guess what I learned to do...
5.31.2011
5.01.2011
what a day
well... I have to say that I haven't felt this ugly and fat in a really long time. Not that many of you I think would want to read about my "poor me spill" but here it goes.
The morning started out great gettin ready for a hair show that my boss payed me to go to- and my straightner quit of me. No big deal on that one- but it plays a very important role to the events that proceed. So I go to this hair show with all my gorgeous co-workers feeling a little bit like a fancy bum.
Fast forward to the afternoon while we are sitting in a class about texture and cutting. The speakers really won me over I'm laughing, learning, and having a grand ole time. SO after I decide to walk up to the guy and ask him what he thinks about my hair, and I say that I was thinking about cutting it short. He says no- right off the bat, but says that he would love to cut my hair. Blinded by his performance in the show I sign the waiver, and off we go! I sit down he tells me we're going to keep my length and just re shape my layers. The hair starts to fall onto the cape, and there's a good 6 inches.... Long story short I look like the missing member to the Beatles. I literally feel british, and think it might be a good edge for me if I start talking like them.
When we got into the car I just cried... I'm the fattest I've ever been in my life and my hair looks ugly. Mind you I think I would look cuter with a better short hair cut, but you just have to imagine (cause there will NEVER be a picture of me on here at least till it grows out a bit) if any of you know who Demetri Martin is.... I look like his redheaded brother. Round short mushroom head, not cute long in the front sexy pixie, but short in the front- longer in the back. Kinda like a mullet, but one that a skater would wear. HAHAHAHAHAHHA oh boy I'm stupid sometimes. One of those Class A IDIOTS! Hats and beanies are going to be my best friends for the next year and half cause odds are I'll loose all my human friends with a haircut like this. I'll be at the work out gym and people will wonder from behind if I'm a man or a woman. I'm that person now, and I've just gotta except it. I just feel bad that Brent has't to introduce me as his wife cause people are going to be confused.
The one good thing that I feel like has happened because of this is, I really need to get into shape. I'm dead serious when I say that I refuse to be fat, and have boy hair. I used to have girl hair so being over weight was fine, but now my body is all I have to keep me from crying myself to sleep every night. I REFUSE to feel this way. I will loose weight and feel good about my body. I need something to feel good about myself.
Anyways If you made it through this post about my hair congrats I think you are awesome.
Love from my LARGE hair animal I saw on the ground
The morning started out great gettin ready for a hair show that my boss payed me to go to- and my straightner quit of me. No big deal on that one- but it plays a very important role to the events that proceed. So I go to this hair show with all my gorgeous co-workers feeling a little bit like a fancy bum.
Fast forward to the afternoon while we are sitting in a class about texture and cutting. The speakers really won me over I'm laughing, learning, and having a grand ole time. SO after I decide to walk up to the guy and ask him what he thinks about my hair, and I say that I was thinking about cutting it short. He says no- right off the bat, but says that he would love to cut my hair. Blinded by his performance in the show I sign the waiver, and off we go! I sit down he tells me we're going to keep my length and just re shape my layers. The hair starts to fall onto the cape, and there's a good 6 inches.... Long story short I look like the missing member to the Beatles. I literally feel british, and think it might be a good edge for me if I start talking like them.
When we got into the car I just cried... I'm the fattest I've ever been in my life and my hair looks ugly. Mind you I think I would look cuter with a better short hair cut, but you just have to imagine (cause there will NEVER be a picture of me on here at least till it grows out a bit) if any of you know who Demetri Martin is.... I look like his redheaded brother. Round short mushroom head, not cute long in the front sexy pixie, but short in the front- longer in the back. Kinda like a mullet, but one that a skater would wear. HAHAHAHAHAHHA oh boy I'm stupid sometimes. One of those Class A IDIOTS! Hats and beanies are going to be my best friends for the next year and half cause odds are I'll loose all my human friends with a haircut like this. I'll be at the work out gym and people will wonder from behind if I'm a man or a woman. I'm that person now, and I've just gotta except it. I just feel bad that Brent has't to introduce me as his wife cause people are going to be confused.
The one good thing that I feel like has happened because of this is, I really need to get into shape. I'm dead serious when I say that I refuse to be fat, and have boy hair. I used to have girl hair so being over weight was fine, but now my body is all I have to keep me from crying myself to sleep every night. I REFUSE to feel this way. I will loose weight and feel good about my body. I need something to feel good about myself.
Anyways If you made it through this post about my hair congrats I think you are awesome.
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